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DTECH Master of Facts, Factual Evidence, and Facts
Posts : 4541 Points : 4745 Reputation : -115 Join date : 2010-03-19 Location : Here
| Subject: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:02 pm | |
| Have a question? Ask anyone of our resident experts in this thread, they will be glad to help
Experts and their field of Knowledge
DTECH
How to corral a wily sheep Car questions How to look good and smash bitches How to be funny How to own a gun and never use it to protect yourself (in Canada only see other experts for MERIKA) CANADUS expert *NEW* iPhone expert
Honin
How to make a tin foil hat by knitting it How to avoid being snooped on by the FBI How to threaten someone with death while vacuuming How to be a faggot MERIKA expert
gut
How to be a perfect redneck How to be an easy taget for home invasions or burglaries (mostly specializing in home burglaries) Not him directly but his Father works for IBM and helped build Watson How to mooch off the Government twice in 2 years (MERIKA only) How to properly use HERP DERP How to rock a mullet while claiming its one of those new cool fashion forward versions of it (meanwhile you have had it since birth) MERIKA expert
PeckerChecker (Amp)
How to know famous cripples and name drop them How to observe other males penises without being detected How to steal thread ideas from more cooler and handsome looking experts How to make the perfect grammarz How to build the ultimate ricer How to be a rich kid *NEW* Faggy tween musician expert
Screech
How to work at McDs and still weigh the same as a 12 yr old girl How to cut a hole in a furry suit for maximum pleasure Gun questions How to put your drunken mother to bed without waking her How to be an edgy chan faggot MERIKA expert
Gnarly
How to say everything is great/amazing/awesome How to ball wash How to always talk like a used car salesman while never having ever been one How to post a boring thread How to eat a cake made of shit yet still say it tastes great (also refer to item 1 How to say everything is great/amazing/awesome)
Emo (Fido)
How to get tight black jeans on sale from Target any time of the year How to drive a Subaru while dressed emoish How to post while drunk How to always fuck with PeckerChecker How to always be second fiddle in video game montages How to always be right in any trendy argument or an argument that no one cares about BELGIUM expert
Paddy (VILE)
How to battle a gut or another version of a redneck How to find the end of the rainbow How to install CCTVs How to hate immigrants without making it appear racist PIKEY expert
Nazi (Backdraft/Pink)
How to hate Jews How to kill Jews How to blame everything on Jews How to deny the Holocaust How to fit 10000 Jews in a car How to be a Kraut How to post the same meme pics over and over again What color of Lederhosen to wear for a beach wedding GERMANIUM expert
Fergie (Alyss)
How to groom young children How to write shitty plays that seem edgy but are really boring shit How to save every single picture you see on forums so that one day you can make fake FB accounts with them How to be a white Japanese How to be a woman How to be a ginger (not many questions for this though since no one wants to be a ginger) How to be an edgy chan faggot UK fag (see below for further explanation)
Shitnun
How to try out for a new part in a movie about a guy that rings a bell in Notre Dame General drug prescription questions How to be an edgy chan faggot How to do wheelies in a wheelchair UK fag (no one is an expert on UK since they are insignificant)
Spacecocks
How to always have people write you off as a retard How to skirt incest laws in the state of Florida How to be a meme How to get beaten up with dignity (or lack there of) How to be the biggest faggot on any forum *NEW* How to avoid tightening up when an alien inserts a probe into your anal cavity
Skylar/Skyler/Faggy girl name
How to be not well liked How to milk your parents for money How to be put on ignore How to make threads about being a drug addled user/loser How to make 88 PSNs before the age of 13 *NEW* Received a degree from Harvard in tryhardedness *NEW* Expert at being a jealous cock rider, addendum: with less expertise but with vast amounts of real word experience in deep throating smegma covered cocks
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CptnShotgun Eezo junkie
Posts : 2382 Points : 2487 Reputation : 7 Join date : 2010-03-19 Location : Cyborg Docking Station 4
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:05 pm | |
| I think Skresh and Alyss should be added to "How to be an edgy chan faggot", I'm not the only frequenter of the chans.
I did laugh though, a lot.
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Fido emo
Posts : 5465 Points : 5955 Reputation : 43 Join date : 2010-04-18
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:06 pm | |
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Skreshavik Mordekaiser
Posts : 5997 Points : 6336 Reputation : 55 Join date : 2010-04-30 Age : 34 Location : California/Oregon
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:07 pm | |
| I'm laughing so hard right now. Also, you forgot to add into the emo category: "How to always be right in any trendy argument." | |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet
Posts : 8157 Points : 8617 Reputation : 47 Join date : 2010-03-22 Age : 42 Location : Cali baby
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:12 pm | |
| You forgot our Nazi's Lederhosen.... I fix'd it for you already tho | |
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Fido emo
Posts : 5465 Points : 5955 Reputation : 43 Join date : 2010-04-18
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:13 pm | |
| Not just any trendy argument, ANY argument. | |
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DTECH Master of Facts, Factual Evidence, and Facts
Posts : 4541 Points : 4745 Reputation : -115 Join date : 2010-03-19 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:15 pm | |
| Excellent suggestions everyone, I shall make the necessary changes, Id like for this to be as complete as possible in case anyone does want to know stuff
I think this has the possibility of being the next WolframAlpha..... I should make this an app | |
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DTECH Master of Facts, Factual Evidence, and Facts
Posts : 4541 Points : 4745 Reputation : -115 Join date : 2010-03-19 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:16 pm | |
| - RoninHo'in wrote:
- You forgot our Nazi's Lederhosen....
I fix'd it for you already tho Good catch I missed that | |
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Skreshavik Mordekaiser
Posts : 5997 Points : 6336 Reputation : 55 Join date : 2010-04-30 Age : 34 Location : California/Oregon
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:16 pm | |
| - Fido wrote:
- Not just any trendy argument, ANY argument.
Hah, touche. | |
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Fido emo
Posts : 5465 Points : 5955 Reputation : 43 Join date : 2010-04-18
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:17 pm | |
| I can answer about Iran/Israel as well if you want me to. | |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet
Posts : 8157 Points : 8617 Reputation : 47 Join date : 2010-03-22 Age : 42 Location : Cali baby
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:18 pm | |
| ^Insignificant... this list is only for subject matter that is worth a damn | |
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DTECH Master of Facts, Factual Evidence, and Facts
Posts : 4541 Points : 4745 Reputation : -115 Join date : 2010-03-19 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:18 pm | |
| - RoninHo'in wrote:
- You forgot our Nazi's Lederhosen....
I fix'd it for you already tho Actually I fixed your fix | |
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VILE God Damn Mother Fucking VILE
Posts : 2847 Points : 3133 Reputation : 80 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 42
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:23 pm | |
| Add 'how to make awesome threads' to your own list sir. | |
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VILE God Damn Mother Fucking VILE
Posts : 2847 Points : 3133 Reputation : 80 Join date : 2010-04-01 Age : 42
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:24 pm | |
| ...And then schedule a consultation with Amp | |
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DTECH Master of Facts, Factual Evidence, and Facts
Posts : 4541 Points : 4745 Reputation : -115 Join date : 2010-03-19 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:26 pm | |
| - VILE wrote:
- Add 'how to make awesome threads' to your own list sir.
It would be a little more specialized then that though How to make awesome threads while layed up in bed with a gimp foot (however always defer to Shitnun for gimp expertise) | |
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bat Gutman with a gat
Posts : 5334 Points : 5931 Reputation : 84 Join date : 2010-03-19 Age : 37 Location : A spot.
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:54 pm | |
| - DTECH wrote:
gut
How to make dick jokes
How to sling heavy shit around
Such as cannons, like, how to just sling a massive civil war cannon on your shoulder and walk around with it
How to punch through 18 inches of solid steele/kevlar mesh and rip out the trillion volt wiring on the other side
How to put a crater on the moon
How to snatch the engine out of a passing automobile
How to launch exploding fireballs out of the palm of your hands using karate
How to sustain yourself indefinitely in the wilderness by eating only your own fingernails
How to open a trans-dimensional wormhole with your fist
How to defeat Wanton
How to speak fake russian
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sPurMiN_gErMin Lederhosen
Posts : 635 Points : 788 Reputation : 4 Join date : 2010-04-22 Location : in your bush
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:58 pm | |
| I bow down to you...
Excellent work...
But one fix...I do NOT deny the holocaust. I cheer for it.
Thanks. | |
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Skreshavik Mordekaiser
Posts : 5997 Points : 6336 Reputation : 55 Join date : 2010-04-30 Age : 34 Location : California/Oregon
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:03 pm | |
| Yea, I think that's an Islamic thing. | |
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SomeMexicanGuy TL;DR
Posts : 803 Points : 828 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-04-11 Age : 31 Location : California
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:26 pm | |
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RoninHo'in Paranoid Vet
Posts : 8157 Points : 8617 Reputation : 47 Join date : 2010-03-22 Age : 42 Location : Cali baby
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:35 pm | |
| - SomeMexicanGuy wrote:
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Oh shit, you forgot someone D.... Mexican't: How to sustain yourself on nothing but beans ??? How to live in a dust bowl without ever realizing paradise is only 2 hours away How to pick fruit How to turk der jerbs | |
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Skreshavik Mordekaiser
Posts : 5997 Points : 6336 Reputation : 55 Join date : 2010-04-30 Age : 34 Location : California/Oregon
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:43 pm | |
| How to apply for welfare and never pay taxes. | |
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bat Gutman with a gat
Posts : 5334 Points : 5931 Reputation : 84 Join date : 2010-03-19 Age : 37 Location : A spot.
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:52 pm | |
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SomeMexicanGuy TL;DR
Posts : 803 Points : 828 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-04-11 Age : 31 Location : California
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:59 pm | |
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SomeMexicanGuy TL;DR
Posts : 803 Points : 828 Reputation : 10 Join date : 2010-04-11 Age : 31 Location : California
| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:02 pm | |
| - RoninHo'in wrote:
- SomeMexicanGuy wrote:
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Oh shit, you forgot someone D....
Mexican't: How to sustain yourself on nothing but beans ??? How to live in a dust bowl without ever realizing paradise is only 2 hours away How to pick fruit How to turk der jerbs I just went to the Bay for my first time this past weekend, it was awesome. Everyone was chill as fuck and I didn't even have to worry about being high anywhere. Smoked a couple blunts and took some hits out of a bong and went to the grocery store with my eyes so fucking red. Then I went to Fisherman's Wharf and saw Alcatraz, also happened to be waiting for the Muni when I saw a bunch of naked people riding bikes down the street lol. | |
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DGAF Homosexual male
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| Subject: Re: The resident expert thread Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:05 pm | |
| - DTECH wrote:
DTECH
thats better | |
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