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^yes, that's me, squeeling like a little girl - so what's new?

Just wondering what (if anything) everybody's hangin' out to see at E3..?

I'm hoping we'll get some more details on the next gen' consoles. Possibly a bit more to do with GTAV, GT6 & multiplayer gameplay/details for BF4. ...but, I'm wondering what else is coming out that I should probably be amped about..?

New xbox is a spycam sent into your home to watch you jerk off so it can see what brand of socks you are close to running out of and advertise them to you. I wouldn't have it in my house. I wouldn't even allow someone else to bring one in my house, and ill never play one. I haven't looked at the new ps system but someone told me it was shitty or something. I switched to pc pretty much full time, I don't even know where my ps3 is. And I don't even play shooting games anymore, I discovered 4x games a few months back and I don't care to play anything else anymore lol
don't know bout the rest of these losers, probably all playing cod and gta or whatever.

Just watched the mature version of the MGS 5 trailer.

Jesus fucking christ...

Kojima said it would be very dark and controversial but holy fuck, I was not expecting that. Then theres thes game itself. This and Watchdogs are two of the best looking games ive ever seen. Not much gameplay shown but its looking insane.

Im calling it. Im calling it now. MGS 5 = Game of the year whenever its released. 


The trailer might not make any sense to you, its one of those games that rely heavily on the story/events of previous games, but from a technical standpoint, its pretty nice.

MGS5 looks amazing. Holy fuck I want it.

EEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh gosh it's a wild Lish. All we need now is Ronin and Gnarly.

why did the gigantic cock cross the road? it was my cock. It was attached to me the whole time, I needed to get a lighter from the corner shop, which is across the road.

I've been working really hard, kissing ass and taking breaks, it seems to have paid off. As of right now I am faced with a dilemma, I've been offered a share in my current job and, completely unconnected to that, I've been offered the Director role in a start-up with a serious backer with a promiscuous amount of money. I don't know what I'm gonna do. 
Aside from that 'problem', I've been working too hard as I already said, and so I'm just living for my Holiday now. I can't fucking wait to just sit on a balcony and listen to the water and read and smoke and drink. I must be getting old, I don't even give a fuck about the beach or the parks or even the clubs..I just want to get a little stoned and a little drunk and read and sit in the glow of a Canarian summer.

Skreshavik wrote:

Oh gosh it's a wild Lish. All we need now is Ronin and Gnarly.

What? Ronin has gone?

Somewhere

Saddest news ever.

Seems like I can't quote for some reason, so imagine Vile's quote is about... HERE

That pretty much sounds like the story of my life (except the directorship part).  Work hard bro, but not so hard you end up a tired old fuck like me.  Have fun while you do it, but not so much fun you end up a tired old fuck like me.  Put basically: don't end up like me & you'll be right.

"I just want to get a little stoned and a little drunk and read and sit in the glow of a Canarian summer."
...This sounds like paradise to me.

Yeah Mad, it's getting closer and I feel like the days and weeks are dragging on longer now. I've accepted the director role, starts in two months.
Incidentally, I have cousins that moved to Australia, or I thought they did, turns out there in the shire somewhere instead. One of them brought his GF and son over, then she got with another guy and so my cousin beat him and took the child back to Ireland...I imagine New Zealand will not take kindly to that, especially since the guy has pressed charges.

As a representative of New Zealand, and therefore a Wizard, I formally request that you let him pass.

Paradise sounds like telling my employer why he's stupid and why his computer security is shit, and getting paid 100k a year telling people why they're stupid.

This image would have been better, but the wording is kind of off...

Actually this one seems custom made for the scenario...

...this is your cousin, isn't it?  I think they took that photo of me while I was producing a giant log - the kind that comes out in a pool of blood, pus & gastric juice.

I wub you, Madcunt. And everyone else in Gametanamo. Ronin come back ...you're like the older brother that never was.

Well truthfully, I don't like the guy and his woman probably left him for a good reason,and I recall her being a great mother, so he pretty much kidnapped the child as a 'take me back' ransom. If he does pass through your realm again, place him in irons and have him tarred and wooled, leave him to wander the rape fields of new zealand as a sheep.

VILE wrote:

Well truthfully, I don't like the guy and his woman probably left him for a good reason,and I recall her being a great mother, so he pretty much kidnapped the child as a 'take me back' ransom. If he does pass through your realm again, place him in irons and have him tarred and wooled, leave him to wander the rape fields of new zealand as a sheep.

Done. ...& as a special favour to you; I'll invite Dtech for the occasion.

Somewhere, out there, probably Canada, he's politely throbbing with erectment