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PostSubject: Knifing fuck   Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:23 pm

Wtf does the knife "jam"?

Like I'll be standing in front of someone pointing my knife at his face.... Then I pull the trigger 100 times and he doesn't even swing T___T

Is that a glitch or a reminder to quit fucking knifing and shoot the bastard?
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:14 am

Its actually a reminder to let you know that its impossible for DICE to make a game that isn't continually broken
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:01 pm

Well yea, shoot them in the face, unless you're Gut and miss your entire magazine at point-blank range Coffee Cup

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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:08 pm

if you hit quick knife and you pull it out like you held it....

when you didn't hold the button down to equip the knife

tap 'Y' or Triangle (pull out weapon) then your knife button again to actually knife.

Gotten me killed a few times, even when I catch it and do the above trick. sometimes I just pull my gun back out and immediately blast em... depends if they started turning or not Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:10 pm

Off topic, did you get dem boobies or dat ass yet?
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:59 pm

I start taking female hormones next week


And yeah.... Fucking knifing. It's like it freaking jams.... Sort of like "derp! I forgot how to stab people"
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:28 pm

holstadmx wrote:
I start taking female hormones next week


And yeah.... Fucking knifing. It's like it freaking jams.... Sort of like "derp! I forgot how to stab people"

You're not gonna get all pissy and emotional on here are you? O.o

If so, we're gonna have to just lock you in the kitchen proper. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:47 pm

Actually lol, the first month is going go basically be an extended mestrual period. Estrogen makes emotions much more intense
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:00 pm

In that case.....

I'll have a sammich, w/ jack and chedder, extra mustard, and no fuckin pickles woman or I swear to god......

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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:30 pm

xD


But yeah about that knife thing.... Seriously pissing me off
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:33 pm

Yah, it's pretty damn annoying.

You could manually equip knife (actually hold the button to intentionally keep the knife out)

then sneak up and when the knife position shifts like your ready to stab down, pull right trigger/weapon fire button.

Seems less buggy

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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:36 pm

That is the messed up part for me, I'll equip the knife walk up behind someone, attempt take down and the dude like pulls the knife back as if he's going to stab but never does. So it just sits in that cocked position and stays retarded
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:47 pm

haha

Just start executing ppl with the Magnum... more pimp (er... ho?) anyways

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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:04 pm

Yea, revolver executions 1shot to the back of the head, especially if they just happen to be crouching.... fuck yes
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:10 pm

Have you guys been in a knife only server? It gets epic and frustrating at the same time
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:59 pm

holstadmx wrote:
Wtf does the knife "jam"?

Like I'll be standing in front of someone pointing my knife at his face.... Then I pull the trigger 100 times and he doesn't even swing T___T

Is that a glitch or a reminder to quit fucking knifing and shoot the bastard?



same shit happens to me, what i do is swith to pistol them back to knife. it works you should try it.
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PostSubject: Re: Knifing fuck   Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:02 pm

Something else that works...

If you're bbehind them standing with your knife out like an idiot after trying to action knife them, press and hold knife button and it will action knife (and leave you with the knife out after the kill)

A tad faster then swapping away and action knifing again.

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