no, nobody is playing anything or even coming here anymore...Frankly, i think they're all either scared by my massive 24/7 erection, or they're trying to bitch out of Vegas 2015.
I'm reduced to trolling the Cracked.com comments section, which is like .2% less pathetic than trolling the Youtube comments section.
I mean, I come here to insult people and to be insulted. it's the Raptorial Derogatoria that keeps this place alive, and making up new words, that also helpifies.
Do you know I was in a shed today in a place called Carlow. And in this place called Carlow there was a shed in which I was..in. Anyway, the fucking place was full of plastic Sheep, proper, life-sized plastic sheep. Why? because in Ireland we have a land tax that is discounted if you have bloodstock grazing on the land. And so, many farmers, fed up with the constant demands of diva dolly's, will opt to fill their lands with plastic sheep!
Plastic Sheep, my collywodger! I hear you say, 'how would that fool anyone?' ....easy, that's how. You see, they dont have some guy driving around farms counting sheep, that would ridiculous, how would he stay awake? NO, they use satellite photography and an algorithm to count the sheep instead!
Apparently, they previously just used white plastic bags filled with hay, standing on sticks or whatever, but the algorithm got better and the pics got higher res, and so now....fully lifelike, life-size, plastic Sheep.
Why am I telling you about plastic sheep? well apart from the free education and another useless fact to add to your collection, either of which I think are good enough..... DTECH.
I am sure I could have taken all kinds of cool pictures with said plastic sheep, concocted many scenarios, enacted many re-enacments. I didn't bother my ass, because I haven't seen the canadian formerly fat bastard in weeks. I can only assume that he is dead, and that his body is being defiled by Eskimos as we speak. Eskimos will hunt man if Narwhals are off the menu.
Anyway...there, I got that off my chest...what was this thread about again? fuck it, it doesn't matter, it's the only active thread, therefore it's about everything.