So I finally came here

After beeing banned for 10th time on the ea uk forums by crazycacknut i decided to join you lot in here.

who are you?

good question

But welcome

Newfriend

oh crap... don't scare em off already Alyss


James: I have your "Established" request, and would love to add ya.... but you need to say more then "I'm here" lol

granted... not much more

I just wanna make sure ur actually gonna post here

What really? Is this some exclusive club now? Is there some mystic knowledge he'll steal if given access to?

just wanna make sure it's not a snoop

anyone who shows any activity gets in.... so far he's got 1 post lol

What's a snoop gonna do? Half the people who ever registered are snoops, they're called lurkers.

Maybe nobody posts because at first glance it looks like there's absolutely nothing going on? 3 boring game-related threads?

It's not like I'm asking for a BG check, references, and rental history FFS.... lol

I'm actually a double-agent.

I've been selling the secrets of this place to your enemies for months. muahahaha

GorillazInm1st wrote:

I'm actually a double-agent.

I've been selling the secrets of this place to your enemies for months. muahahaha

To be our enemy they'd need to be as sad as us.

You're lying.

Fido wrote:

What's a snoop gonna do? Half the people who ever registered are snoops, they're called lurkers.

Maybe nobody posts because at first glance it looks like there's absolutely nothing going on? 3 boring game-related threads?

Lurkers?....you mean the Audience?

to be fair the people that are already allowed onto the spam section are far worse than anything the internet could ever create

no no i'm no snoop. i'm an oucast from the EAUK forums got banned for the first time after i voiced my opinion about the clan tag glitch incident with piano (where he got banned from bc2)

since than crazycanuck just bans every new account of mine, just like piano's.

my newest account right now is SidiousDJames my last banned one is Sidious_James_D.

Furthermore he banned

Bag_My_Tea, That_Serious_Dude, NGF-TBag, JamesDSidious, JamesSidious, TAFKAJDS, and some more i can't remember.

and this thread got me banned for the first time

http://forums.electronicarts.co.uk/battlefield-bad-company-2-ng/1358540-im-wondering.html

Charming. The moment I opened up the link, I got a warning from Aurora.

haha well that was a lovely thread.

Ur in established now James, which oopens up our 2 uncensored forum sections for you where most of us spend most of our time.

Unfortunately this place isn't as active as it once was, but I still find enough excuse to post 5-6 times a day usually

You are certainly welcome here, especially since you questioned EA policies lol. That whole Piano thing was total BS... he can play BC2 again though, I played with him not that long ago, he joined on me and Nickle is a game just a couple weeks ago.... but yah, the tag glitch ban was absolutely ridiculous since it has zero gameplay effect yet they wouldn't do squat to the dozens of PROVEN arty and other exploit glitchers we exposed.

Thx for the welcomming.

Yeah, piano is still active, he's organizing the EAUK 6 Nations tournament right now, got banned twice already just like me.

It's just ridiculuos that a 43 year old basement virgin (crazycacknut) is still so butthurt that he has to ban us on sight. even if we try to behave in act like every othe guy on the forums. but whatever, we still get our messages into the boards that's the thing that matters

Yah, I was banned a half dozen or so times before I stopped wasting my breath so to speak.

The last few times I went back, I didn't see many ppl or topics worth while there anymore.... they seem to make a habbit of closing any good thread and banning any good members.

Canuck and Zonal seem like suck-ups trying to fit in somewhere, but I think Aurora's alright. She never seemed to take serious pleasure in ruining other people's fun, and she can be open to reason and a good conversation.

meh, she insta-perma-banned me for trying to defuse the constant complaint threads at my own initial banning by zonal.

I think they just don't like people who seem to have strong influence with opinions on the forums

Aurora and crazycanuck will ban me no matter what but zonal seems to be more forgiving.

EA must have my IP on record but zonal always lets me post until i sign out and then he will ban me

I have a new IP stack now that I've moved offices... I could re-infiltrate lmao

eventually I'd post something that sounds unnoobish though and get banned for being suspect of being an OG member

its not even worth a quick browse anymore, infact it has got so bad that i would rather check this forum.

Troll the US side, Yoshi. It's almost like the WoW forums, 'cept you don't need to pay 15 bucks a month for your lolcows.

meh trolling yanks is too easy, the other day while playing WaW at my friends house i made a yank send me hatemail about me being mexican haha even though i quite clearly have an engish acent although playing this song probably did not help...



edit: anyone who listens all the way through that wins 10 internetz