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|  Subject: Mortal Kombat  Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:05 pm | |
| So it pisses me off a little.
The "X-Ray" moves are far more violent and disturbing than the fatalities, which are generic and gay.
Smoke has been turned into a homosexual, and when he appears before the fight, he goes "Where there is SMOKE... there is FIRE" come on what the motherfuck. Someone should be executed for that.
I really liked having multiple fighting styles and a weapon, like in Deadly Alliance (my favorite MK game). Now I knew ahead of time that they werent gonna be doing that in this game, but it still makes me cry on the inside.
But its still an awesome fucking Mortal Kombat game, so fuck it, Ill play the shit out of it, even if Smoke (one of my favorite MK characters) now blows balls and I cant stand anything about him, like the way he looks (gay) or the sound of his voice (like he swallowed a dick). Ill just not use Smoke anymore I guess. Since hes a faggot now. A fucking faggot. DAMNIT | |
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leblackdragon
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:32 pm | |
| You're complaining? They've fucked over my Johnny Cage in every sequel after MK2! This game has the ugliest select screen mugs in history!... And Stoey mode SP is awesome. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:35 pm | |
| Johnny Cage has never changed, hes always been a cocky guy with short hair who throws green balls and punches you in the dick.
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:38 pm | |
| He may still be a cock, but his balls have dropped off ages ago! I swear MK have no creative directors or direction. Just the same idiot Ed Boon and Tobias riding Werner dick. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:45 pm | |
| True enough.
To them, the idea of a new and original fatality is "Rip the legs off BEFORE ripping the head off this time! YES!!!!!" | |
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GorillazInm1st
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:46 pm | |
| Why the fuck does Smoke look like these guys!?  Oh well, at least for some fucking reason they have Cyborg Sub-Zero. | |
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spacefox
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:48 pm | |
| I love Yahtzee.
Full homo. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:55 pm | |
| - GorillazInm1st wrote:
- Why the fuck does Smoke look like these guys!?
Oh well, at least for some fucking reason they have Cyborg Sub-Zero. No fuckign way! How do I get him??? And yea, thats what smoke looks like, a Master Race type faggot. Just a straight up fucking douchebag queerbait cockmaster. | |
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CptnShotgun
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:09 pm | |
| Moved to Misc Gaming, as it sure as hell aint an FPS.
Proceed. | |
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bat
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:10 pm | |
| Dude fuck yourself. Noone comes here. | |
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CptnShotgun
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:12 pm | |
| - Gut_Tech wrote:
- Dude fuck yourself. Noone comes here.
But you just did to post that, so silence buffoon. | |
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VILE
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| | Subject: Re: Mortal Kombat Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:43 pm | |
| yea... yea thats him  And if you think thats bad.... the whole "Where there is SMOKE.... there is FIRE!" thing.... ugh. What the motherFUCK | |
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