Holy...

I just jumped back to BC2 and tried playing a bit with my broken arm.

My first match, Heavy Metal towards the very end of the match. Jumped in a tank at Alpha, took out this guy taking the flag and capped the flag. At that point our team was losing by like 10 tickets but after I capped that we had majority so they started losing tickets.

Then as Im leaving I see this Apache far back, and it landed to repair behind some trees in that forest. I shot a random shell, without even seeing the chopper. Hit marker. OMGWTFBBQ

The second shot.... OMFG I KILLED IT. It was like a mile away, out of view, and I took it out. With a broken arm.

Then I drove to B, killed a tank and we won the game.

OMG.

I just played Heavy Metal again. Second I joined, there was an enemy stealing our Apache. A teammate took out the Apache but I didnt see a kill pop up. Then I see the enemy Havoc's in our base shootin us up. I whip out my RPG7, bam first freaking shot he's down.

Then my teammate who took out the Apace's a dumbass and got sneaked up on by the guy who was in it. Turns out he was hiding in a bush, and he killed my teammate and started shooting at me. I got his ass! Then I got in the Apache and continued to pwn. First place, broken arm.

Next match, HM again. I got the Havoc, went to B. Took out the Apache going towards it in literally the first group of rockets. Took out a tank, went back and helped cap B, hovered over it. Then I took out a buggy and some infantry when I noticed the Blawk was shooting at us. It got me.

But the rest of the match I did really well, didnt let them touch B. First place again.

If only they knew they were getting owned by a cripple.

I'm the fudge greatest person at this game, and i could probably beat the shit out of you with no hands. I would play with my feet and head and guess what...i would win.

Hawk wrote:

I'm the fudge greatest person at this game, and i could probably beat the shit out of you with no hands. I would play with my feet and head and guess what...i would win.

Get at me bro.

Seriously though, there is this guy on Cod named Askacapper, who plays with his face because he is Quadriplegic. He has somewhat movement in his hands but they are really messed up.

Look him up, hes awesome.

Hawk wrote:

Seriously though, there is this guy on Cod named Askacapper, who plays with his face because he is Quadriplegic. He has somewhat movement in his hands but they are really messed up.

Look him up, hes awesome.

I will, sounds badass.

Faggotry of this thread converted into a non-faggotry explanation:

Fox: Zomg I can beat people with down-syndrome online, worship my cawk.
[50 minutes later]
Fox: C'mon people, I'm beating up retards, feel me up :-(
Hawk: Faggot
Fox: [butthurt angst]
Hawk: Lol I'm just kidding, I'll bend over 4 u
Fox: Take it bitch

Skreshavik wrote:

Faggotry of this thread converted into a non-faggotry explanation:

Fox: Zomg I can beat people with down-syndrome online, worship my cawk.
[50 minutes later]
Fox: C'mon people, I'm beating up retards, feel me up :-(
Hawk: Faggot
Fox: [butthurt angst]
Hawk: Lol I'm just kidding, I'll bend over 4 u
Fox: Take it bitch

LMAO, this is why I love this forum.

Yeah i wasn't trying to show people one of the most awesome gamers in the world or anything.

You got the calling space a fabulous right, but the second part was legit.


Here shrek, I'll make my message clear from the start.


You're a fabulous.

no u

Skreshavik wrote:

no u

C'mon... you can do better than that.

yeah really. who are you, Thermos?

Haha, me, thermos?

Dude...are you gonna create a thread everyday, and say something like, 'derp i'm more handicapped than before, thanks to this broken arm of mine, but I am still able to pwnz the nubz! lolololol!!!!'

Cuz it's kinda lame. Just sayin'

Damn. crippled boy just got owned.

GorillazInm1st wrote:

Dude...are you gonna create a thread everyday, and say something like, 'derp i'm more handicapped than before, thanks to this broken arm of mine, but I am still able to pwnz the nubz! lolololol!!!!'

Cuz it's kinda lame. Just sayin'

Last time it was because you guys "couldnt relate" blah blah cause it was Naruto.

This is BC2, I figured it was worth sharing.

Here's an extremely short checklist in order of importance, to help you decide what not to post. If you answer yes to the following questions:

1. Is it about Bad Company 2, and positive?

2. Is it horse porn?

3. Are you Thermos, Flawless, Sight, Devastator, Locan, Hitler, Pol Pot, or Yoshi?

But I got ze epic killz. Montage worthy shit, wish I couldve recorded that tank shot. The chopper was 100m away behind a treeline.

SpaceFox wrote:

But I got ze epic killz. Montage worthy shit, wish I couldve recorded that tank shot. The chopper was 100m away behind a treeline.

You're talking to one of the Barcodes, they do shit like that every round.

SomeMexicanGuy wrote:

SpaceFox wrote:

But I got ze epic killz. Montage worthy shit, wish I couldve recorded that tank shot. The chopper was 100m away behind a treeline.

You're talking to one of the Barcodes, they do shit like that every round.

WIT A BROKE ARM?

With 3 broken arms.

Minions, attack!

Sorry just watched Despicable Me the other day and I've been wanting to say somethign about minions.

I dont get it?